If Lockheed + EEStor = EESU, does Lockheed + UFO = Alien? Cedar Park, TX = Center of Universe?

[B]

 

For years, a dwindling few EEStory readers have faithfully followed the developments of strange secretive battery startup company EEStor Inc. Despite early sporadic media attention, the curiosity surrounding EEStor has been limited to a few earth bound dreamers following each clue and attempting to connect a series of dots always wondering if perhaps maybe those connections are not too unlike the constellations in the sky, an ordering of images imposed mainly by human imagination.  But now, convincing evidence has emerged to indicate that this strange lot of hopeful EEStor observers is no longer alone in the EEStory universe.  Stand back and shield yourself as you read this next sentence. 

Alien entities either from another planet or another dimension are now irregularly visiting Cedar Park, TX to obtain updates on EEStor's progress!      ...among other things (as far as I can tell). 

Fortunately, due to having spent the better part of 5 years growing older watching EEStor progress, followers of the truth about EEStor have been handsomely rewarded with a somewhat useful measure of skepticism about well, most things.  I will now apply the lessons learned from this prolonged study to provide ample reason to conclude within a fine margin of error that non-human beings from some unknown origin are hovering over EEStor for the express purpose of being around for "the reveal" perhaps. 

Let me begin with the trump card of EEStor evidence.  Yes, that's right, I am going to invoke the holy name of Lockheed Martin.  But unlike in the case of EEStor, where Lockheed smiles and odd behavior signal something going on, in the case of alien visitors from outer space, we have a detailed serious account of said phenomenon.  Relax, this has nothing to do with skunkworks. Instead, have a sobering read of this November 10, 2011 UFO sighting by a 52yr former Lockheed employee.   As you can see, this eye-witness was not alone as evidenced by the other commentors on the blog article (which incidentally is authored by the respectable Sunny Williams, full-time UFO researcher/investigator extraordinaire with an eye on Texas UFO's. Read her other work. Thorough. Intriguing.)  In any case, as we have learned from EEStor, a single incident with multiple witnesses isn't sufficient evidence to conclude much.  To arrive at this article's grand conclusion, we have to assemble more evidence, gather more dots. 

Let's go back to May 15, 2011.  Just an ordinary night in Cedar Park, TX except for the UFO captured in this video:

 

 Not enough for you?  OK, here's the same observer some months later once again recording with video a similar incident. 

 

As you can see and hear, others witnessed this UFO over Cedar Park as well.  In fact, there are other accounts of these incidents here and here.  More to the point, there have been not a few incidents in this neck of the woods going back to....you guessed it....early EEStor days.  But in order to proceed, I need the readers complete cooperation and suspension of western rational thought. Well, maybe not that much, but at least follow these steps closely.    First, go to the most reputable UFO database on earth, ie,MUFON.   Dial in a little advanced search.  Select Texas and then select Williamson County and click Submit. I apologize but I can't do it for you.  Their website doesn't permit inbound links in a very useful way.  As you begin to comb through the growing mountain of evidence, I must ask you a scientific question: can you feel it yet?  Can you feel the correspondence of seemingly unrelated facts all coming together into a tight, intelligible constellation of information for your EEStor brain to absorb with all of its might?    I know what you're thinking but not due to alien mental telepathy.  You're thinking, "you said this was about aliens visiting EEStor but so far you've only presented evidence of lights in the sky" to which I would correct you by supplying this:

AAAAHHHHH     HHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Read it and weep, skeptics the world over.  That's right, not just lights in Cedar Park Texas skies but triangular ships filled with 4 ft tall beings from God knows where.  About 10 of them.  Laugh if you must. I won't fault you.  But keep in mind that aliens only visit important locations on earth where humans have developed cool technologies like bombers (Foo Fighters) or nuclear weapons.   

Do you see the constellation now, genius? The stars seem to be saying not only is it coming but it and they are already here.   You hear me talking crazy EEStor people???!!!    Now you may say I moved fast and loose through facts, evidence, rationality and perhaps boggled a few things here and there along the way. 

I remind you once again that I and only I am the EEStor Blogger unless that's not true.

MUHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Author's Note:  this article in no way ridicules belief in UFO's or aliens of which I subscribe to both.  No farm animals were mutilated through the production of this article. Additionally, it in no way replaces actual experiences of covered phenomena.  Your mileage may vary and remember to examine other accounts, reports and sources making up your own mind as you go along the way.  True, "disclosure" did not happen in 2012 but the Mayan calendar didn't take us out either. Hiccup. 

[Tom Villars]

Here is your brain:

This your brain on TheEEStory:

[celo d]

Thank you for shedding more light on eestor and my Znn investment.  Hold on..I need to flush more of this green paper down the toilet.

[B]

You're very welcome. 

[Fibb]

Get to the back of the line aliens!  I've been waiting a long time for my EESU!

[jimbobway]

The EESU is more real than ever.  I believe.

[Gravee]

I think this clearly explains the statement: "Read the news release in three or four weeks."

[B]

Surprising that no one is interested in the UFO's around Cedar Park, TX.

Curious much?

[B]

wake up people. you think these babies get here on diesel?   see?  big stuff!

[Fibb]

B, aliens shmayliens.... WIMGDMFPOSFEFSFU?

[Tomee]

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.